My life is a series of embarrassing moments broken only by infrequent breaks of normalcy. I’ve done a lot of embarrassing things. Trust me. I’ve fallen up stairs, fallen down stairs, tripped over flat surfaces, trip over not-so-flat surfaces, blurt out incorrect statements in class with an extreme amount of confidence, and think that I’m being funny when in actuality I’m just being ridiculously stupid. That being said, I don’t think I can tell just one embarrassing tale about myself. At least, not in detail. So, a list of things that I’ve done that embarrassed me with minimal detail!
- I thought I could dance… But I really, really can’t, or at least shouldn’t.
- When my cat walks away from me, I make like it’s a soap opera and firmly tell him that I never loved him anyway (which is a massive lie).
- I frequently find myself slipping into nerdy rants… And usually nobody listens.
- Some of my favorite people in this world are people who intentionally teach me things
- I frequently encounter “Nerd Girl Problems”
- Example: I went to the beach with a paperback and read for a while, then went swimming. When I left, I pushed the book against my chest, and by the time I got home my book cover was ruined.
- Example: I have more fictional friends than I do actual friends.
- I often say something along the lines of “Hey, guys, check this out!” This statement is almost always followed by the statement, “Uh… Pretend you didn’t see that…”
- Some of my favorite songs are created and sung by Japanese artists. That would be pretty cool, except the majority of them are related in some way to anime. And it probably wouldn’t be as embarrassing if I didn’t try to sing along as if I understood what they were saying (which I don’t).
There are a lot of other things that I do or have done that
are incredibly embarrassing, but I doubt that anyone who really wants to
blackmail me needs any more ammunition against me than I have already provided
to you.
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